Saw then (at mukhang hihirit pa ng isa) presidential hopeful, Eddie V. on TV early this morning. The topic - well i forgot the topic. Same, same; chapter ---, verse ---, nothing important. Anyway. Eddie V. claims that Hurricane Katrina was "God's" way of punishing human kind (with the exception of Chuck Norris and Dubia) for allowing our confused (read: homosexual) brothers and sisters to marry each other.
Our benevolent and enlightened leader even said that like God, he also loves the sinners. And it's their sin that he condemns. (cue: chants of "We're not worthy, we're not worthy")
Yep, dear brothers and sisters of the True And Only Viable Faith, being true to your sexual preference is a crime. Clearly, we gotta repress to impress the Big Guy upstairs.
While we're at it...
Oops, wag mag-panic. "Can be" lang naman daw. At kung sakali man, andyan naman si brother.
P.S. For more edifying lectures on how to possibly enter heaven, tune in to Channel seven every Saturday, around 5 am. Remember, behave.
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Our benevolent and enlightened leader even said that like God, he also loves the sinners. And it's their sin that he condemns. (cue: chants of "We're not worthy, we're not worthy")
Yep, dear brothers and sisters of the True And Only Viable Faith, being true to your sexual preference is a crime. Clearly, we gotta repress to impress the Big Guy upstairs.
While we're at it...
Oops, wag mag-panic. "Can be" lang naman daw. At kung sakali man, andyan naman si brother.P.S. For more edifying lectures on how to possibly enter heaven, tune in to Channel seven every Saturday, around 5 am. Remember, behave.
image taken from http://www.mostfunnypictures.com/pictures.php?id=590
6 komento:
pano eman kung hinliliit at hinlalaki ang pantay? Hmmm.. Ako ba si Kokey?
hahahah! macho man ako! ahahaha!
ah, madali lang yan kapatid. bili ka isang kilong monggo at kalahating kilong asin (mas advisable ang iodized salt, pampatalino). punta ka quiapo, budburan mo ng monggo't asin yung center isle, tas paluhod kang pumunta sa altar.
p.s. dapat di ka maiiyak sa sakit, kundi, back to square one ka, pero this time, rock salt na.
congrats kay caca! kabilang ka na sa sekta nina bina morales at janet jackson. hihihi.
Quite informative though I'm not sure about the scientific nature of the analysis of the fingers. In any case, Akismet unfortunately categorized your recent comment on Rising Sun as "spam" for some strange reason, and it was too late for me to recover it. Would it be possible for you to re-post your informative comment regarding The Revolution Will Not Be Televised? Sorry for the trouble. Thank you.
ay naku sir A. pangalawa na yan. tunog spam ba site ko? hihi. sige comment ulit ako.
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