Eddie V. Claims Hurricane Katrinia Caused By Legalization of Homosexual Marriage

Saw then (at mukhang hihirit pa ng isa) presidential hopeful, Eddie V. on TV early this morning. The topic - well i forgot the topic. Same, same; chapter ---, verse ---, nothing important. Anyway. Eddie V. claims that Hurricane Katrina was "God's" way of punishing human kind (with the exception of Chuck Norris and Dubia) for allowing our confused (read: homosexual) brothers and sisters to marry each other.

Our benevolent and enlightened leader even said that like God, he also loves the sinners. And it's their sin that he condemns. (cue: chants of "We're not worthy, we're not worthy")

Yep, dear brothers and sisters of the True And Only Viable Faith, being true to your sexual preference is a crime. Clearly, we gotta repress to impress the Big Guy upstairs.

While we're at it...
Oops, wag mag-panic. "Can be" lang naman daw. At kung sakali man, andyan naman si brother.

P.S. For more edifying lectures on how to possibly enter heaven, tune in to Channel seven every Saturday, around 5 am. Remember, behave.

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Hoposexual

According to the List Blog, a hoposexual "is someone who isn’t gay but really wishes they were. There are varying degrees of hoposexual (kind of a hoposexual Kinsey scale), if you will."

For his uncalled for reaction on homosexuals involved in the Santa Cruzan, I'm giving the good Bishop (pretty in pink, i see) an optimistic 5. How'd he fare on your chart?

meaning taken from http://thelistblog.com/2008/05/13/5-safe-for-work-hilarious-urban-dictionary-entries/
image taken from http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/Picture_13.png