Thinking Differently

Behold! The iThink!Here are the supposed features:

• Size:
1.5 x 1.5 x .5 inches

• Symbiosis™ Neural Interface:
Direct brain-computer link means your mind and computer are one!

• Intel Fusion™ Quantum Processing:
Uses the power of the atom to instantly compute at the speed of thought.

• Holographic Data Storage:
The iThink’s tiny internal holochip has a staggering individual capacity of over 666 Yottabytes (1000^8), for seemingly infinite augmented memory

• Intra-neural Communication:
Mentally allow or block any kind of signal you want to send or recieve instantly over the wireless iThink global network

• Perceptual Immersion:
Images, sound, & other data are projected virtually into your sensory fields by directly connecting into your brain’s activity

• Integrated GPS and Google Earth:
Receive directions and location information anywhere on the planet, and the ability to be located in case of an emergency

This is some scary shit. I wouldn't want one on me for all the bytes in the world. (Most of our officials could use one, though. )

side note: I remember the urban legend about credit cards embedded into the owner's wrist. Cashless shopping at its finest, they say. Kris Aquino supposedly got one.

Cashless shopping? I'm almost-always cashless, so i guess i've been into that thing a long time ago.

images taken from http://monkeybuddha.blogspot.com/2008/07/introducing-ithink.html