I came across these lines while browsing for the famous "para kang karinderyang bukas sa lahat ng gustong kumain" line by Vilma Santos. This exchange is the clear winner (at least for me). Wonder who the scriptwriter is.
Eddie Garcia: Marami ka pang bigas na kakainin.
FPJ: Hindi ako kumakain ng bigas, Major. Sinasaing ko muna para maging kanin, bago ko kakainin. Ikaw Major, palay pa lang, kinakain mo na.
Eddie Garcia: Shit!
FPJ: Shit ka rin!
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hahaha, kala mo lang wala, pero meron, meron!
ReplyDeletenot really one of the best of Philippines cinema. But you have to admit, it was witty.
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